Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.
Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.
A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
Dude I hate that kid, he's such a Blump.
Your hookup gives you a blowjob while your on the toilet with the urge to shit. The almost blumpkin
Bro my hookup was so ugly, i made her give me a blump
A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
a word commonly used to confuse people.
this word doesn't have a meaning, it only has a purpose.
this word is used in a more "extreme" tone.
Dave: wanna hang at my place on Saturday?
Kyle: MY DUDES WHAT THE BLUMP YOU BLUMPING BLUMPER, YES SIRY MY FREINDIMUNDO
Dave: why are we still friends