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Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!
A breakfast high in cholesterol, fat, and sodium; possessing the calories necessary to prepare for the gangsta activities of the day (shooting hoops, driving in the six fo with a gangsta lean, general playa behaviour, looking tough). For example, eggs, sausage and pancakes. (Chicken wings and malt liquor are for dinner.)
Sammy woke up around noon, threw on some bling, jumped in the six fo and headed to the local greasy spoon for a gangsta breakfast before heading to the park to shoot some hoops.
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The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.
"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
possibly the best movie ever. I personally loved it. It was big in the 80s. The Brat Pack stars in it. Really good.
::kisses neck::
What'd you do that for?
Because I knew you wouldn't.
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A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.
Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!
Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!
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The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"
*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way
*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts
Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast