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Located on the coast of North Carolina, Brunswick county is by far the worst place to live. It's filled with lowlifes, drug addicts, pregnant 12 year-olds, and over-religious bitches.
There's nothing to do there, so you better hope that you have enough gas money to get you to either Wilmington, North Carolina, or Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
People are so bored with their lives that they spend everyday on myspace, and they come up with new ideas to start crap with people. The more drama the better. they feed off of it.
All the good people there are hidden beneath all the fuck ups. You'll be lucky to find at least one true friend.
Good luck trying to dress the way you want to too. It's all about the "trends" there. If one person has their lip pierced, you "can't" get it. it's "copying." Brunswick County residents like to make every little thing a competition...the place is so small, and everyone knows everyone, that if you even look a little bit similar to them, they have a total and complete bitch fit.
Boys all follow trends too; but mainly it's all about getting certain tattoos, and certain piercings, listening to whatever band is popular, and wearing all the "cool" band merch.
GUIDELINES!
1)if one guy starts to shave his head, make sure you do too! or else you will be a loser.
2)"god-free is the way to be. DON'T FORGET! stop going to church, change your religion to be like everyone else!
3)"fuck straight-edge." smoke blunts "errrday" and ruin your life. it's the cool thing to do.
girls all follow trends of dating the same guys once their other friend is done with him. friends sleep with eachother's exes, and then they all swap boyfriends and girlfriends again.
Brunswick Countyians are all suffering from huge, major psychological disorders, and since their families are messed up too, no one even realizes that they need help.
it's the worst possible place to live, ever.
be warned!
because if you enter, you may never escape.
Tim: "hey! i heard Cynthia caught an STD."
Jack: "oh dude, for real? that's messed up. she was probably spending another weekend in Brunswick County."
Tim: "yeah, probably. shits' spreadin like wild-fire there."
Jack: "for real."
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When you grab a woman in the vagina and butthole at the same time, much like carrying a six pack or simply, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
Dude, get control of your old lady.
Ok, I'll put her in the Brunswick Grip.
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What began as an small Italian-American community in central New Jersey grew to be one of the most liberal towns in Middlesex County. #7 Tiquan Underwood of the Rutgers Scarlet Knights attended Linwood Middle School in north Brunswick, before moving on to a HS other than NBTHS. Bordered by East Brunswick and New Brunswick (Home of the Rutgers Scarlet Knights), it contains Farrington Lake, a PathMark, ShopRite, and an A&P. Though it is small and sometimes unnoticeable, it still is important...Right?
--There has been no signifigant events as to put North Brunswick 'on the map.'
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a small town that has no night life. 87% of the population is over the age of 75. stores close at 9:30 every night. the only thing to do is smoke and drink.
if you ever thought about hell as a teenager, it was the idea of living in brunswick maine
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a town full of assholes who think theyre better than everyone else
man 1: you guys are so poor and stupid. I'm going to return to East Brunswick where i can chill with some jews, indians, and chinese people. nice
man 2 to another kid: wow, that guy is the typical East Brunswick kid
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He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.
Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay
Literally the busiest, yet most vacant city you will ever live in. Giant Eagle is either packed, or there is no one there. There is no in between. The schools suck, the sports are average, and the kids are all rednecks. Ppl throw oranges out of the bus windows, and being gay or forbidden. In Brunswick you either have a boyfriend or you’ve never laid eyes on a boy. The reddest redneck town there is. Might as well hang a confederate flag from your window. Don’t be surprised if you’re there for three minutes and begin talking with a southern accent and saying ya’ll.
“Did you go full out for anti-homo day?”
“Of course bro. Brunswick Oh citizens never miss out.”