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When a chick, despite being on her rag, still wants to fuck.
"I was gonna fuck her but it turned out she was serving caesars."
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Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.
Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.
Hand gesture in which all fingers in one hand are curled down as if holding a cd in hand. Indicates that something incredible has happened, that could only occur through the "power of caesar" as in Julius Caesar, Caesar Chavez, and other various Caesars.
guy 1 -trips but somehow does a somersault-
guy 2 -hand gesture- Power of Caesar!!
A large cross-shaped rock, used to flatten, and generally kill, someone.
Example:
Joseph Joestar: Everything's fine in th- IS THAT THE CAESAR ROCK, OH GOD MOOOO-
Lisa Lisa: Can't believe they hit him with the Caesar Rock.
Caesar: ...Ow. Hate the Caesar Rock.
A large pizza from domino's that contains just ranch and dough.
Shitler: The Caesar Rodney is on the way
The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)
I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar
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An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots
"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"
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