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When a chick, despite being on her rag, still wants to fuck.
"I was gonna fuck her but it turned out she was serving caesars."
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Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.
Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.
A large pizza from domino's that contains just ranch and dough.
Shitler: The Caesar Rodney is on the way
Hand gesture in which all fingers in one hand are curled down as if holding a cd in hand. Indicates that something incredible has happened, that could only occur through the "power of caesar" as in Julius Caesar, Caesar Chavez, and other various Caesars.
guy 1 -trips but somehow does a somersault-
guy 2 -hand gesture- Power of Caesar!!
A large cross-shaped rock, used to flatten, and generally kill, someone.
Example:
Joseph Joestar: Everything's fine in th- IS THAT THE CAESAR ROCK, OH GOD MOOOO-
Lisa Lisa: Can't believe they hit him with the Caesar Rock.
Caesar: ...Ow. Hate the Caesar Rock.
The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)
I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar
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An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots
"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"
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