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When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.
Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!
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The rich, fake tanned, and so called classy people who move to your neighborhood. Usually of a Catholic or related religion. Tends to mention they're from California over and over
See those tan, rich bastards that just moved in to the Johnson's old place?
Yeah, they look like Californian Immigrants! Go Home!
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A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.
Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.
a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.
guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"
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Throwing rocks at somebody in California because we fail to have snow here.
Did you see Lauren hit him with that rock?! This is why I love being in California! Californian Snowball fighting ftw!
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Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)
"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"
While in the Ocean, you give a girl a boob job while under water.
Dam Steve, i loved that Californian Rub Down earlier while we were at the beach.
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