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your brother boasting about how ripped they are
brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag
It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.
Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
When a girl is sucking a man's dick and it hits her uvula and she throws up on the man
Lindsay totally roller coaster trash caned me last night!
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Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trashcan is a sonic the hedgehog mini trash can
“man i’ll never get rid of my Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can”
A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.
Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.
Euphemism for the situation where one enters into a room catching a man doggy-style with an obese woman. Specifically, the woman clenches in surprise trying to get up while the man suddenly pulls out - he ejaculates upward and flinches. The image is much like one of a man riding a trash can down a wintry street doing his best to hang on and avoid getting snow spray in his eyes.
While Jim was banging that fat girl from behind we all ran in the room and scared him. He jumped up and gizzed everywhere while she tried to buck him off; it looked like he was trying to ride a trash can down a snowy street.
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When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.
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