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alimentary canal

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.

I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.

by Caligula May 21, 2004

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Win canal

The female reproductive organ in which thy penis is inserted.

Note: It is not considered win when it is a hallway for throwing hotdogs, nor infested with herpagonasyphilaids.

Extra win if its has not been yet conquered.

Did you see the win canal on that bitch!?
YEAH! It totally wasn't infested with herpagonosyphilaids, and tighter than a rabbits nostril!

by xGIBRALTERx May 3, 2011

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manama canal

Another way to refer to the grundle.

John tried to kick me in the asshole but it went south and tore up my manama canal. So tender.

by JurassicJake December 16, 2015


meat canal

noun,

Colloquial term for a woman's vagina.

Immediately after they began foreplay, she begged him to thrust his bratwurst inside her meat canal.

by Tenshunn January 30, 2017


swallow canal

when you are eating something, (or someone) the contents being eaten travels down through your "swallow canal" first, to enter your stomach. also referred to as your "gullet" or scientifically, "esophagus."

Fred-Hey Bob, why aren't you talking?

Bob-

Fred- BOB?!?! crap, your bacon must be stuck in your swallow canal! *procedes to give Bob heimlich*

Bob (recovering)- thanks fred...it was just stuck in my gullet! i should have swashed it down with some water.

by bigredclifford824 September 27, 2010


muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 26, 2014


Naval Canal

The Canal within a Nose

Sally: “Oh shit my nose hurts”

Fillipe: “Is it your naval canal?”
Sally: “yes”
Fillipe: “omg I love that for you
Sally: “fuck off fillipe, you spanish prick”

by NavalCanal December 29, 2018