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When one ejaculates on a girls upper back and lets it run down to her ass.
I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style when I pulled out and blasted copious amounts of my seed on her back.. The bitch looked like Super Girl but with a semen cape.
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A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).
Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.
That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....
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A person who olny attends church on four holidays Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, and Easter!
Eg.
What religon are you?
I am a Cape Catholic.
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1. noun: a lengthy, often thin, semi-circumnavigational protrusion of hair with its apex at the mid- to lower-sides-and-back of the head (usually just above the ears) which successfully covers the the nape of the neck. Must occur in conjunction with a failure or disregard for the growth of hair on top of the head (i.e. the dome of the head must be "chrome").
Coupled with the "neard" to seriously great effect.
2. noun: a piece of fabric or leather fashioned in such a way as to imitate the action of the nape cape hairstyle; usually used in lieu of actual hair growth, but it may also be superimposed over one's existing, weak, or burgeoning nape cape.
1. Not only was U.S. representative Horace Greeley (1811-1872) known to avidly sport a neard, but he was able to couple this look with the equally popular hairstyle of the nape cape, amounting to a statement of stunning, if not revolutionary, disregard for personal appearance and common sense.
2. In a weak attempt to further the disengagement of the American Colonies from British Rule, Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) suggested during a lull at the fourteenth meeting of the Second Continental Congress that United States officials, representatives, and citizens reject the popular "powdered wig" fashion trend of the British, and instead adopt a wig fashioned closer to his own personal hairstyle of the nape cape. Though initially hailed as a brilliant appeal to the spirit of a new American identity, the artificial nape cape only became popular among a few delegates of the Second Continental Congress before it was declared "just silly" and forgotten before ever truly reaching the American public.
After an entire chapter was dedicated to the underlying "Hegelian Spirit" of Benjamin Franklin's unprecedented adjuration of the artificial nape cape in Dr. David Blaine's 1987 publication of "Hair Wars: The Derelict Import of Pelage Stylings in the Pre-Post-Enlightenment Insurgencies of the Occident", the artificial nape-cape was resurrected as a politico-fashion statement among Conservative and Libertarian intellectuals and pseudo-intellectuals during the late 1980's to mid 1990's.
A reckneck hair style that is primarily found in the southern states, but not limited to. Generally worn by men, but not limited to. It is bald on top and "cape" in back ( or mullet ).
Cleovis has dad blame killer skull cape!
if your in this location during a hurricane. Your completely fucked.
Dude, hurricane irma is going to fuck cape coral out of a window like a bad porno.