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a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.
you’re so cashew, david.
A Scarlet Cashew is when the clitoris has been rubbed raw during sex.
After sex it was a Scarlet Cashew or she must have had a rough night with that scarlet cashew.
Verb. The act of inserting one's semi-erect penis into their own anal cavity in order to make it smaller and/or personal pleasure. Essentially the opposite of jelqing.
"Ben has been cashewing for years, now his penis looks like a macaroni noodle."
instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.
"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"
Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.
Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?
A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.
“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”
When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.
Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.