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HOLY SH*T DUDE I GOT A FIRST EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD!!!!!!
Charizard huge penis is so large that it will destroy ash's Pikachu in one shot
I love sucking Charizard's Super Huge Penis
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When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
When a guy uses gasoline as lube and gives anal sex to someone and after he finishes lights the gasoline and penis aflame while it's still inside his partner
Last night me and Stacy did charizard's tail.
The bad/hot breath one has after smoking marijuana.
He dude Ryan just chiefed and he has the worst charizard breath
The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.
This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.
Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.
Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.
Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.
Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.
Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.
someone who hates BBL Drizzy
Person 1 (to BBL Drizzy) : Man you ugly I really don't like you
BBL Drizzy : Hey man don't be such a milo "munto" charizarding