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The act of playing a stratagem, moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, brain sparklingly sophisticatedly process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a spectacular Autist themselves.
Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now and the rapture is occuring. That's pretty sweet, huh? So that's what 4D chess was alluding to ...
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When you're playing chess and you take so long thinking about what move you're going to make that you end up making an idiotic move you spotted in the first 5 seconds but forgot about later on.
During a game of chess, after thinking about his move for 20 minutes ...
Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)
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founder of chess, soon to release chess 2.0
Oh my god, is that Gary Chess
Damn straight! He be fucking bitches
noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.
That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.
Blitz Chess is a variant of chess that is played under quick time controls, usually 5 minute or 3 minutes allocated to each side. It is highly addicting to many chess players, and widely played on internet servers such as Internet Chess Club, and Playchess.
Man, Joe I just beat a 2300 on playchess in blitz chess. I can beat Kasparov now.
a traditionally nerdy game of chess that turns into a sexual game where as pieces are captured by the opposing player, the player who lost the piece must remove an item of clothing. this can be a rachet experience
hey guys, lets play some strip chess?
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The reason chess players get so much tang. They always know the right moves, and have no trouble forking the queen.
Emily is such a chess whore, she's been obsessed with Gary Kasparov for like six years