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A foul-smelling fart, especially one you have no way of detecting until you walk into the cloud.
Hey dude, did you get that email - Accck, oh shit, chili storm! That shit is foul. Was that you?
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Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.
Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
Crazy Homeless man: "A dead hooker, three mice, and a used condom? Oh, it's Hobo Chili time!"
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When a morbidly obese woman with poor hygiene accumulates menstruation and diarrhea between her thunder thighs. The chunkiness of the chili comes from the diarrhea chunks whereas the cheese-like stringy-ness comes from the uterine lining expelled from her vagina. This disgusting mess cooks and rots between said woman's thighs, and the cottage cheese looking cellulite craters act as mini crockpots for the fermenting process.
Blaise: Hey Matt, can I get some Thai Chili?
Matt: Sure Blaise, would you also like some thigh chili?
Blaise: What the fuck I thought we weren't going to talk about that!? Everyone fucks a fat, unhygienic bitch in the ass while on her period after eating Taco Bell
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having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl
250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili
Mexican Chili. Known for its exceptional ability to produce flatulence.
I got some Chili Dan in aisle 9 of the local grocery store and paid for it later when I was having sex in the bathroom and let out a shower fart.
When your man pulls out his penis and rubs it down your back.
Your boyfriend gave me a chili rub.
A genre of chili local to Cincinnati, Ohio and its suburbs in Newport and Covington, Kentucky. Developed by Greek immigrants in the early 1920s, it is a variation of a Greek meat stew. It generally includes some ingredients unusual to chili such as cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, cocoa and a touch of vinegar. The first Cincinnati Chili was Empress, which is still a small but vital chain but the most popular/widespread chains are Skyline and Gold Star. Dixie Chili is based in Newport, Kentucky. The chili is served two-way, three-way, four-way and five-way with the addition of spaghettti, cheese, onions and beans and oyster crackers and hot sauce are expected gratuitious condiments on the table or by request. Frozen, canned and kits in spice packs are sold at Kroger and other Upper South grocery emporiums.
This genre of chili is rightfully more of a spaghetti topping or sauce than it is a traditional chili and has an addictive quality. It's also a popular late-nite after-bar food in the area along with White Castle hamburgers.
I live in Dayton (Ohio) where we can only get Skyline and Gold Star Cincinnati Chili in the restaurants so we took a road trip to Newport, Kentucky to sample some Dixie Chili and back through Cincy for some Empress Chili. Then I found out that you can get canned Dixie chili and frozen Empress at Kroger back home.
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