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Chinese Pablo

A boy who is famous for his sexy lips and sexy eyes.

To be honest, Chinese Pablo really has sexy lips and sexy eyes.

by John Night November 30, 2021


Chinese Pablo

The nicest Instagram Star you can ever find. If you have never heard of him you are missing alot.

Chinese Pablo is the most nicest human being on Earth.

by Kevin Tart December 1, 2021

30๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


chinese hamburger

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger

Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed

by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese downhill

A downhill ski race with no rules. Every man (or woman) for themselves, anything goes, first to the bottom wins.
Made (in)famous by comedy movie Hot Dog: the Movie (c.1984)

Skier 1: "We'll settle this by Chinese Downhill!"
Skier 2: "Ya, Chinese Downhill is the only way."
Skier 3: "What the f*ck is a Chinese Downhill?"

by SomeDoucheWithAGuitar September 24, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Return

Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"

My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone

by MattLauer March 14, 2017

48๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Landing

A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.

"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!

"Chinese Landing?"

"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"

by Vinyl_Richie November 15, 2008

78๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž