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A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.
"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."
to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.
Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.
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when you are lying bed or a chair and your partner starting putting their knee between your legs and start putting putting their hands on your throat as your partner starts putting their knee more closer between your legs. Your partner starts to kissing all your neck and leaving love marks on your neck. As they pull your throat closer to their face. Just few inches to your face and start teasing you.
ex: knee begin starts to closer and closer until touching your stomach like knee-chocking kink
An airport that is completely filled and when the ATC can't be bothered to let your plane land.
ATC: It's chock o' block in 'yer nan up 'yer nan.
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When some one laughs so hard they start chocking
Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick
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A rough chinese translation for the term 'e-mail'.
Changchang: Hey Tingtong, did you get my Chock a wok a wing wong?
Tingtong: you mean the one of the monkey pissing in its mouth?
Changchang: yeah
Tingtong: No, didn't get it.
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Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.
Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
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