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eating excessive amounts of chocolate
"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"
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when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick
guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!
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The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit
"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."
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When you and a buddy are tag teaming a girl, one getting her from behind while the other getting a blowjob. The guy who is filling the young ladies back end then donkey punches her while your buddies cock is still in her mouth thus resulting in her biting the hell out of his dick.
My bro is so pissed at me because he had to go to the hospital after that slut we were tag teaming donkey chomped him last night.
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Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.
Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?
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A sexual act in which a female, usually looking for revenge, performs oral sex on a man’s penis. Then, just before he climaxes, she bites down on his penis and begins ferociously rolling in circles to tear said penis off.
Bro I was having a great time until she alligator chomped my meat right off!
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A variation of curb stomping, where the curb stompee is biting down on a curb in candy land, as shown in Cyanide and happiness. Although it is life threatening, it is much more delicious then a normal curb stomp.
Guy 1: I've had enough of your shit, I hope your ready to get CURB STOMPED!!
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?
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