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Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.
Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!
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The consciousness of the Original Human mentioned in the Gosple Of Mary, initiated by a conviction of truth of existence and a disregard for all belief that implies basic limitation.
It’s one thing if he chooses to be conscious awareness but, another if he chooses Christ consciousness.
Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!
To show surprise at anything in a similiar manner to 'Jesus Christ'
This can be used in nearly any situation
A: 'Yeah, it was about 69ft tall'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'
Fuck don’t get me started on these preppy cunts. If spending daddy’s money and wanking to lake wanaka and holiday homes was a school this would it. Their biggest flex is making the first 15 rugby team by paying the heads of staff, and fucking other elitist fake tan drenched private school girls from their local areas of Merivale and Fendalton. They don’t know how to put a sock in it, and I doubt they’ll ever learn since those clowns think so highly of themselves. Someone needs to knock them off their high polo pony before I rip my eyes out.
Person1: what school did u go to?
Clown college attendant: Christ college caturbury I’m extremely rich and my father is better than u I’m basically the draco malfoy of Christchurch......*proceeds to hit vape and be a cunt*
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A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.
If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
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While sitting at a bar and are unable to finish your beer or mixed drink, the act of giving a friend the rest of your drink as to not waste it. The giver must say "body of Christ" and hold out the glass or bottle with two hands and the receiver must also say 'amen' before drinking said drink.
"Hey man, I'm pretty drunk. I'll Body of Christ you the rest of this beer cause I don't want to waste it."
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