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Claude Breath happens at any time during the day but is at it's worse in the morning after a heavy ngith out on the mojitos and blue ones.
You can shout Halitosis at anyone with Claude Breath
Oh God did you smell the Claude breath on Cladio this morning. Someone buy him a mint.
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To suddenly disappear. Derives from the 1933 classic sci fi film, The Invisible Man, in which actor Claude Rains played the title character.
Pull a Claude Rains:
Purchaser One: I bought a condo, but then the developer pulled a Claude Rains and I ended up losing my shirt!
Purchaser Two: Bummer!
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I LOVE MY MASTER ALOIS! “says Claude.” *Alois dies the next day.*
Claude: oh I wonder who did it .. *runs away stealing other demons master*
Claude x Alois: there is no love Claude only wants Alois’s soul nothing more nothing else Claude never loved his master Alois.
The main antagonist in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." He is considered by many to be the most evil Disney villain ever created. Frollo sees himself as a "holy man" and that all of the terrible acts he commits are under God's will. His main motive throughout the movie is to commit genocide against the gypsies because he sees them as "unholy." However, Frollo has an extreme lust for a gypsy woman named Esmeralda, as explained in the song "Hellfire." In the song he blames her for his lustful thoughts and claims that she is using witchcraft to turn him to sin. Afterwards, Frollo ends up burning down all of Paris in order to find her in which he'll either kill her or force her to have sex with him. In the end, Frollo was attempting to kill Esmeralda and Quasimodo, and calls upon God to smite the wicked, in which he plunges Frollo into the fiery molten copper beneath him.
List of the crimes he commits:
Genocide
Murder (on church grounds)
Child Abuse
Sexual Harassment
Attempted Child Murder
Attempted Rape
Arson
Torture
Judge Claude Frollo: "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
God: (breaks stone gargoyle beneath Frollo)
Gargoyle: (shows demonic face)
Judge Claude Frollo: "AHHHHHHHHHH" (falls to his death)
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The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.
It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me