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' The clitoris is the sweet spot of the entire female apparatus. The jewel of the Nile! So threatening is the mighty clitoris that it must be relegated to a backseat to the vagina in a play that has nothing to do with female parts! The vagina is nothing more than a baby-making tube that has nothing to do with real sexual pleasure in a woman! '
--- 2012. Roseanne Barr. "Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm." (Page 126).
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' She was always doing loyal things like that, always rooting for her man, always rooting for Dwayne.
' And Dwayne tried to reciprocate in little ways. For instance, he had been reading articles and books on sexual intercourse recently. There was a sexual revolution going on in the country, and women were demanding that men pay more attention to women's pleasure during sexual intercourse, and not just think of themselves. The key to their pleasure, they said, and scientists backed them up, was the clitoris, a tiny meat cylinder which was right above the hole in women where men were supposed to stick their much larger cylinders.
' Men were supposed to pay more attention to the clitoris, and Dwayne had been paying a lot more attention to Francine's, to the point where she said he was paying too much attention to it. This did not surprise him. The things he had read about the clitoris had said that this was a danger---that a man could pay too much attention to it.
' So, driving out to the Quality Motor Court that day, Dwayne was hoping that he would pay exactly the right amount of attention to Francine's clitoris. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 15 (Pages 150 - 151).
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Some unknown entity to man that is both evasive and mysterious
Hamish: clitoris, what Pokemon is that?
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(n, Australian English) Another term for the iconic crappy Australian car, the Holden Commodore. A term commonly used by Commodore owners as the name of their car.
Originates from the old adage:
Q: What does a Commodore and a clitoris have in common?
A: Every cunt has one.
Steve: Oi cunt, we're low on Bourbon, think it's time to fire up The Clitoris and head to Thirsty Camel.
Dave: We'll have to take the Falcoon, The Clitoris blew a head gasket again, the fucking piece of shit.
Steve: 'Ken oath.
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"I looked down at my skirt and i realized the indian in the canoe was starrting to sail out
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The g-spot. I love watching men try to hit the clit. It validates men who know exactly how to reach that rainbow. The clitoris is a gateway drug to a full blown orgasm.
Find the clitoris? That's the name of a captain right?
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Best substitute for chewing gum ever. Kinda hard to carry in your pocket, though...
This clitoris smells like fish pero tastes like chicken...
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-Man, I can't figure out the whole clitoris shit.
-Yeah, I tried doing it in college, but gave up.
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