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When a group of people go to the bathroom to do cocaine.
Those motherfuckers are Columbian Congoing.
Sexual act where a man fucks a woman in the ass, pulls his penis out, and notices that he has a piece of undigested corn stuck to his weiner.
Susie: I had Mexican food for dinner.
Tommy: Looks like I'm gettin me a Columbian Corndog tonight.
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After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive
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v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
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Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.
A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.
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A name for marijuana that has gold hairs in it and comes out of Columbia.
Back in the day, hippies had names for every type of marijuana.
Hey man, do you wanna smoke some Columbian Gold in my new bong or would you rather smoke some more of that Redbud?
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when a woman is performing a hand job she shoots your load onto your stomach then proceeds to gather your juice into a line and snorts your cum like a line of cocaine.
last night mary treated herself to a cummy columbian!
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