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Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.
It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.
The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
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While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.
A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.
Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.
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a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.
myrtle and her long time companion, susan, retired together on Cape Cod last year.
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a person who bakes you late night goodies and keeps you company. You do not have to pay her to leave.
Becky Young is a great late night companion. She made me some pizza, ice cream, and kept me company all night.
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The poor sob who gets to keep you company while you're DD-ing for people. Ideally, a hot girl who you can laugh at the drunks with.
Hey girl I need a designated driving companion, you in?
How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
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The politically correct term for your slut ex girl friend.
I used to bang Megan but now she's just a formerly enjoyed companion.
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