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The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.
Beth: we should use a condom
Joe: no way those are so old school.
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Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)
Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man
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A cum catcher not to be confused with a female orafice
Hey baby, I'm gonna put on a condom so as not to spill the spooge in ya.
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Prevention from future problems.
Gets a call from a woman. Woman: Hello... Remember the night 9 months ago?
Man: No?
Woman: We had sex...
Man: Aaah... Nice. So you want to do it again?
Woman: The reason why I am calling is to tell you that you have a son.
Man: I am pretty sure I would have known if I had a son, and I guarantee you that I don't have one.
Woman: Enough jokes, funny guy. Your son came out of my stomach last night.
Man: What? But I always use a condom when I have sex... How is that possible?
Woman: Are you saying our son wasn't wanted? You even said you loved me and that you wanted to marry me.
Man: I must really have been drunk that night.
Woman: Get ready to pay child support.
*man shoots himself*
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Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."
"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
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The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.
jonny: daddy, what are condoms?
Dad: son, condoms can break
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A very useful invention that is used by responsible people in an attempt to protect oneself from unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmited diseases. Usually feel like you are "being intimate" with a plastic bag between the parteners
"Did you hear," Scott didn't wear a condom and he got Sarah pregnant!"
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