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1)THE BEST MUSIC ON EARTH!! i dunno what the hell is up up with everyone thinkin that its all just a buncha stupid cowboys singin about pointless things! Its accually somthing that NORMAL people can relate to. Hell if it wasnt for country music, life would stop, cus this is the music that keeps the whole damn world goin!
2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
1) (world is spinning just fine) "Awoohoo aw play somthin..." (country music stops and world stops too)
2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
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dont lie, the little redneck in all of us begs for country music, haha.
Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
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The amazing genre of all music where the singers (most of them) express there feelings into there singing and makes me and other people smile and happy to allow the singer to add in little notes to express who they are and what they are like.
Country music is awesome hahaha!
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A genre of music where people talk about tractor shit and ghetto music, let's go farm with my baby, and drink a beer, everyone hates my music its country but I love
Please turn off that country music garbaduu, it makes my ears bleed, pop and hip hop is better, so please stop dude, I wanna have some good music not country
An attention whore who will do anything for attention from a country music singer. Constantly tweeting them is one of their habits. They go after anyone who is a country singer because they feel that it makes them better than the rest. They will do anything to be able to take pictures with them and try to show the world they have "connections" or that they're important.
Kelly is a country music chaser. She dated Brantley now she's dating Jon
"Pop" music played on new country radio stations that is sung (not written) by artist who wear skinny jeans, tight V-necks, and other similar "frat-like" clothes who decide to throw on a pair of fancy boots and a fancy looking cowboy hat and call themselves country singers.
Thomas Rhett is a prime example of fratboy country music. His pop song crash and burn came on a country radio station, I puked a little in my mouth and immediately had to play some Jamey Johnson to ease the pain.
The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"