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To be a sweaty virgin
Me:would you sleep with him?
Bella: are you serious, he's such an Alex Court
a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"
F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!
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1. an extralegal or corrupt court
2. any court perceived as being less than fair
This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.
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A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."
Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"
Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."
Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
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A really kind person who rules at sports that take place on any type of court. ( tennis, basketball,volleyball ect.) They are pretty awesome people to know.
Me: what's up court sport?
Court sport: Nothin much just ballin on the court.
When you make a bold statement and a young man dares to challenge your views. You make a youTube video and he writes a comment under your video, at that second you realise you have fallen for his trap. You can never escape the court of opinion, he will follow you to the end of the world and back. Best be careful.
Man: Oh boy i sure do love making stuff
Court of Opinion: eh
Man: * existential dread*