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When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra
I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee
According to anime characters in certain arcs, a crowbar is an "unspeakable bar thing", for no obvious and apparent reason.
*A Notices that B is holding a crowbar, but has no idea of what that is.*
A: "What is that?"
B: "It's some Kind of unspeakable bar thing."
I have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out. Not being able to chew sucks.
Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.
Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.
The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.
I think you’re insane but give me head
Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?
A type of dildo invented in Bolivia that can be used from both ends while each end retains the distinctive shape of a crowbar.
'oh god no make it stop, the leverage on that Bolivian crowbar is too much.'