crowbar

According to anime characters in certain arcs, a crowbar is an "unspeakable bar thing", for no obvious and apparent reason.

*A Notices that B is holding a crowbar, but has no idea of what that is.*
A: "What is that?"
B: "It's some Kind of unspeakable bar thing."

Crowbar

Crowbar aka (crowey) aka (bender) Describes someone who’s being an absolute cock womble cunt and who is clearly a homosexual man

“Mate your being a proper Crowey liven up abit son, here have a snif of this”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”

crowbarred

To have a tooth removed

I have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out. Not being able to chew sucks.

Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

Boston crowbar

When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra

I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee