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1)#38 on the Boston Red Sux i mean sox...looks kinda like he hit 54 years old with way too many beers...but then again he plays in boston. Not to be mean but to speak of reality here...do u really believe that there was gonna be a repeat?...cuz if so you were kidding yourself..if Boston believes they can match up with the Yankees or Cards or Braves...they have some serious problems to the brain...so curty boy..heres some advice...stop talking so much "shytt about the Yankees or New York in general...like in the past..it'll bite u in the a$$...
2)all talk pitcher...believes his so called 'bloody sock' saved his team in 04' from another humiliation. bull..he aint nothin but a red sox pitcher...(and that isnt good for the rep) if you know what i mean. Anyways Curt "our hero" schilling has one thing good about him...he can shutup once and a while...one thing left to say..."what happened in 2005 curt?"...hmm i guess by playing so hard like you did...you blew all your chances in 2005
heyy did you see that wanna-be play out on mound last week?....oohh you mean curt schilling
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When you agree to plans knowing that you won't attend. Then around 1 hour before you say you can't make it or just don’t show up
Hey you feel like going for some drinks on Friday?
Yeah of course.. What time?
Around 9pm?
Perfext
*8pm friday* sorry I think I'm going to pull a curt, my parents have shown up.
Load a blank into a shotgun ram as much cocaine in the barrel as you can then shoot yourself in the face
“Lets get wild this weekend and hit a fuckin curt cocaine!!”
Curt Connors, or Curtis Connors, was a villain in “The Amazing Spider-Man”. He is also called “The Lizard”, because he injected himself with a solution of chemicals to attempt to make himself another arm turning him into a Lizard. He was working with Peter’s Parents before they had died. He was played by Dylan Baker.
“Curt Connors was that lizard man, right?”
“Yeah, but Spider-Man saved us!”
When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face
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To commit suicide
(The quote marks are required)
Jack: Jen was about to "Curt Cobain" it last night but I stopped her
Sean: Good save
Kick ass pitcher for the red sox who absolutely OWNS the yankees and is the best pitcher around.
Wow, Curt Schilling beat the yankees again last night.
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