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A type of horse that sweats grease, has tattoos designed by a five year old, and wears tight pants that belong to his girlfriend.
"NEIGH"
Person1: did you hear that?
Person2: what?
Person1: oh nothing, it must've been trace cyrus.
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1. According to female Jonas Brothers' fans, the devil. Described by JB fans as a "slut", "whore", "talentless" ect.
2. A teen singer/actress. Stars on Disney Channel's Hannah Montana
3. Known for slutty myspace/facebook pictures leaking onto gossip blog websites.
4. Daugter of hasbeen Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus
Jonas Brothers fan #1: Miley Cyrus is a such a slut
Jonas Brothers fan #2: I know, I totally HATE her. She lip syncs all the time. And besides, Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #1: Umm, no Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #2: BITCH!
*cat fight ensues*
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A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.
Did you see that Miley Cyrus yesterday? Why was she all over Nick Jonas when he obviously wasn't looking remotely interested in the nasty little thing leaning all over him! She needs to get all that oil off of her chest first before she can even THINK of saying hello to him.
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One of the most useless, untalented and annoying people to exist right now.
Her show, Hannah Montana, is FUCKING DUMB.
Watched it once 'cause I figured it wouldn't be so bad, but oh God it is. It REALLY is.
The bitch can't act, the bitch can't sing, the bitch does NOTHING productive and yet she's famous and rich? OH MY GOD IT'S PARIS HILTON!
She also has a stupid YouTube show called "The Miley and Mandy Show" or some shit. I ADVISE YOU NOT TO WATCH IT. I watched it, and then spent then next few hours trying to figure out why this girl is so famous on account of she acts like an obnoxious tool.
She has a weird mouth, thus she looks like a donkey most of the time.
She's been photographed looking like a jezebel on account of she's in her underwear and lifting up her shirt and nasty shit like that. Role model? Seriously? Type her name on Google Images and see what you get.
She's also been photographed flipping the Devil's Horns which is NOT ALOUD.
Point is, she's a tool. A huuuuge tool.
Miley Cyrus: OUT OF THE FIIIIRE AND INTO THE FIRE AGAAAAIIINN!
Person With Brain: STAY IN THE FIRE MILEY STAY IN THE FIRE!
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Looks: She is by no means pretty, except when judged by horny 8-year-old children. The girl desperately needs braces, or just completely new teeth, maybe even a face lift while she's at it. And even though she wears push-up bras to fake clevage, it's non-existant, so stop trying. Not as though it matters, she's going to take naked picures anyway.
Personality: Does the girl even have one? Unless a personality can be defined in these words; whore, slut, skank, bitch and many others. She also attempts to be funny, such as on 'The Miley and Mandy Show' but she just isn't, the funny part is watching her try. She needs to just give up the act and go become the prostitute she is meant to be.
Profession: I don't think an singer/song writer/actress can be true for Miley Cyrus. She cannot sing; she screams. Not only that, but she is completely out of breath after all of 30 seconds, which is probably why she lip-syncs the rest. And either disney gives her those pathetic excuses for songs, or she just really enjoys to talk about herself a lot and put it into song form. I vote the second one there. And what she does can't be considered acting. Many say that she gets her acting from her father, which must be true, because he sucks as well.
Girl: I love Miley Cyrus, I want to be just like her!
Mother: Sweetie, why would you do that to me? Can't you just be a stripper instead??
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An overrated, redneck, slutty, white trash OBJECT with no talent.Scratchy voice, no vocal organization and overall bootleg music. Stupid Desperate Ingrate
Every episode and music video of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
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Hitler combined with the average head cheerleader.
She makes 12 year old children jump up in happiness over her
trashy, annoying, nosily voice.
She kind of looks like a creepy rat in disguise and her lyrics are
cheesy crap.
"WOW, so do you think Miley Cyrus will be in rehab next month or this month?!"
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