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Blaming American Football player Kyle Orton when anything bad happens. Came about when Tim Tebow fans booed Kyle Orton for no other reason than he was not Tim Tebow. First uttered on Fark.com.
...when grandma slammed her fingers in the car door, she exclaimed, "Dammit Orton!"
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When a female, usually a stripper, makes a man stick an ice cube out his mouth and has intercourse with the ice cube. He keeps his head still or bops it while the ice cube is grinded by the female's vagina. After the intercourse with the ice cube ends, the man must consume the ice cube drenched in vaginal juice or release it from his mouth.
Savannah jumped on top of him and forced the young man to receive a Dammit Samet; he looked happy afterwards.
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A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.
Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.
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When you don’t want to curse and you need to express anger say this.
Person 1: Who are the last cookie
Person 2: I did
Person 1 Dammit Jim
Cot dammit is a referance from a person who created vines who would use the word a lot with his girlfriend when she was lazy
Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.
Fat dammit! That guy just cut me off, so I couldn't get off the ramp to merge properly. That Fat Bastard!
A short but embarassing moment in which something completely unexpected and bad happens to you.
I had a really bad dammit moment when my girlfriend and I were hooking up and my mom sent me an annoying text message while my phone was on. Anither dammit moment happened when I farted while we were having anal sex.