The man who shot and killed John F. Kennedy. Also part of the illuminati and a big fan of sports.
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Bitch ass ninja who cheats and leads women on for years only to leave them broken hearted. They cheat on all their girlfriends and even their wife. Has multiple baby momas and never know how to be alone jumping from relationship to relationship. Then when itβs all done and said they blame you for your own feelings and tell you that if they wanted to be with you they would of loooong ago. They think their dicks are big and good but itβs garbage!!! They are selfish, dumb and users.
My boyfriend stay cheating on me
Whatβs his name?
Darren
Oh yea that sounds like a Darren such a
B.A.N
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A self absorbed washed up man who still thinks he's in his teens or early Twenties. He's an alcoholic and drug addict who is also addicted to porn. He doesn't work. He spends all his time on his phone trying to get off but he can't even get it up and needs Viagra to be sub-par. Also enjoys telling stupid old stories of his younger years when he was a womanizer. He now lives in misery...
Darrens just talk talk talk all bullshit non stop. Hey, "I was married to a former stripper who screwed my best friend." I love to go on and on and exaggerate stories of my younger years that I wish were true.
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Father of 3, Nathan, Alyssa and Amelia. Sometimes fun, sometimes grumpy, with rubbish dad jokes but loves his kids.
I wish I had a dad like Darren
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The greatest person to ever live, easily smarter than Albert Einstein. Never makes a mistake, he's also very humble and kind. He has an amazing sense of humor and always makes everyone laugh. He's also very hot, like really hot, he's basically out of everyone's league and has a huge dick.
Random Hot Chick: Holy shit, that's a huge dick you have Darren.
Darren: Yeah I know I hear it all the time.
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darren is a really sweet, funny, and ethnically ambiguous guy (black on paper, white in person). he gives off algerian frat boy vibes but can be mistaken for moroccan. he has a way with words, a charismatic way of speaking, and an unforgettable laugh. you can catch him smoking, painting, or milly rocking when he feels stressed or wants to hype his friends up. gets huge fomo ("are you guys hanging out without me again?") not only is he an exceptional leader, but he also has a humongous dong. he also has an intense foot fetish
"ugh, that dude is SUCH a darren" -karyn
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A huge douche who likes to call his sexual owner daddy
Owner: suck it
Darren: it shal be sucked
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