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“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.
Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?
Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca
Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?
Guy 2: nah man…..
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It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.
Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?
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The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).
A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.
See snausage for proper example.
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refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.
What is your job?
I am an interior decorator
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When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.
The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.
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Genital warts, also known as "Dick Decoration"
After spending the night with Eric, Clark had lots of Dick Decor.
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