A friend or co-worker that is angry or in a bad mood about unrelated issues, that enters the room and starts bitching about any and every little thing to release stress. (Thus decorating the room with their bull shit.)
"Yeah the boss must have REALLY been up Travis' ass today because he was acting like a total shit decorator after the meeting."
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When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the womanβs face, providing her with decoration.
Guy 1: whatβd you do on Saturday?
Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca
Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?
Guy 2: nah manβ¦..
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It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.
Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?
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The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).
A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.
See snausage for proper example.
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refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.
What is your job?
I am an interior decorator
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When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.
The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.
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Genital warts, also known as "Dick Decoration"
After spending the night with Eric, Clark had lots of Dick Decor.
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