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An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.
Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.
An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.
Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*
When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick
Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks
A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.
Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.
Some dumb asshole.
Hey shit dick, you finally graduate high school?
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the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.
man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.
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When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.
Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.
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