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A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is most useful.
"Read the Goddamn rest of this dictionary. Why are you still HERE?"
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1) A book used to look up the definitions of words.
2) A gay version of Pictionary where you guess who's genitalia a player is drawing.
1) DOUCHE #1: Hey bro, look up swagger in the dictionary.
DOUCHE #2: I can't dude 'cause my four popped collars become so tight around my neck that they have damaged my spinal chord and rendered the lower half of my body useless thus I am unable to open a book.
DOUCHE#1: That sucks man. I'm gonna go dip my balls in kerosene and light them on fire 'cause that would make a sweet Youtube video.
DOUCHE#2: Rock on bro!
2) STRAIGHT GUY: Okay your turn.
GAY GUY: *Draws penis*
STRAIGHT GUY: Gahh! WTF is that?! Aren't we playing Pictionary?
GAY GUY: Pictionary? Oh... I thought you said Dictionary.
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Soon to be our next fossil fuel.
I slapped my teacher with a dictionary.
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That which tells us to think what we never knew. The great manipulater of ignorance.
What does that mean?
Look it up in the dictionary.
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You fucking idiot you just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary. There is a limit to how dumb an average human can be you dipshit
"I just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary"
"You pathetic loser take this L imma fortnite dance on your decaying body"
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Apparently it was an archaic form of looking up words before spell check and Wikipedia.
I used to chew on the cover of aDictionary at skool
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