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Dined at the y. Spreading a girls legs wide so you can eat dining on her pussy; The act of cunnilingus; going down on a girl; eating dining a girl out, licking pussy to make her cum.
"Took my girl out to eat last night, dined at the y." "She like it when I eat there."
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performing oral sex on a woman.
Courtney Gerrish of WTMJ-TV Channel 4 in Milwaukee was the reporter on a story about "Dirty Dining." She's tall, thin, blonde........I'd like to do a little dirty dining with her...on my face!!
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Dining where the word "value" cannot be used in any meaningful way.
Often done by yuppies who think throwing money away on bite-sized entrees is the definition of class, or those who think that being seen in such establishments will get them the woman/man of their dreams, or a large promotion at work.
Douche dining may be done by the truly wealthy aka 1%, but unfortunately the majority are those who also wear fake LV purses (or simply Coach).
Douche dining checklist:
1) The name of the restaurant contains the name of some celebrity chef.
2) The place has some kind of dress code. No jeans and runners here.
3) The waitresses and half the female customers wobble when walking in their high-heels.
4) The inside of the establishment is painted black, and/and the lighting is so dim you can barely read the menu.
5) Each dish is smaller than a softball, and contains some ingredients you've never heard of, from some part of the world you've also never heard of. Extra points if the ingredient comes from an endangered animal or plant.
6) Each dish is completely covered with the chef's fingerprints.
7) The final bill is over $40 after drinks, taxes, and tips. Bonus points if you break $80 a head.
8) You leave hungry, and seriously consider picking up a Big Mac or Whopper on the way home.
If all conditions were met, you have just officially douche dined. Congratulations, you are officially a douche. Frame that receipt. We have a winner!
The receptionist seems to be doing a lot of douche dining recently. Guess the boss really likes her performance in bed.
Diana was all about the douche dining, even though she had never cracked $12 an hour in her life. Now if only she could find a rich husband..
For some, the desire to douche dine for 10 years outweighs the ability to purchase a future dwelling in the next 20 years.
See that girl over there? She doesn't even know which fork to use first. I hope her date at least gets some poon out of the deal.
Irene celebrated her pay day with a weekend of douche dining, followed by 2 weeks of living on food stamps.
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"Man, check out that girl's ass, i'm gonna take her out for some fine dining tonight for sure."
*bros highfive*
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Something only total jerks, that don't realize that your server who in most states only make about $3-4 an hour plus tips minus tip-share (so leave 20% bitches) and usually has to pay out of their own pocket for walkouts/ D n D's, would do because they are too lame to pay for their own food. These are sometimes a single person out of a group of cheap bastards that order water and ask how much everything on the menu is if the price isn't listed. These types should stick to Taco bell, or the dollar menu somewhere. If you cant afford to tip eat fast food.
Also known as Walkout or D N D.
Server 1: Damn I am only walkin with $50 tonight because of those little punks that dine and dashed on their $40 tab and I had to pay for it!
Server 2: Man that sucks! I made $100!
Server 1: Its cool though I know where one of them works. I'll catch up with him there and get my money or take it out on his face!
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The middle member of a simultaneous anal three-way, as in neither the caboose nor the engine, but the dining car.
It's my turn to be the dining car!
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When you leave a restaurant without paying for the food you ordered. As a waiter, it's important to check up with your customers often so they are less likely to leave without paying. Sometimes the cost is deducted from the paycheck of the server.
Waiter Godammit, Table 3 pulled a fucking dine and dash. There goes 5 hours of pay.
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