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When you have a girl pinned down, folded in half while on top....you have to turn around with knuckles down on floor or bed and pile drive that pussy!
"Yo that bitches twat was so stretched I had to reverse donkey kong her ass to feel anything."
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the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
Let's play some donkey Kong 64. You mean that game speed runners go through easily because there is nothing stopping them? Of course yes!
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When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.
My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.
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When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.
Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.
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Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
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When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.
It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."
Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.
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