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A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters
I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.
A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.
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Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.
Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey
An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?
a moose
Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.
A very wet, sloppy vagina, or a different term for a home run in baseball.
That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!