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When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.
I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.
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A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!
Guy 2: Owned.
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when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target
Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad
When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina
Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.
A first name consisting of two first names.
"What's you're name?"
"My name is Liam-James Kearney"
"Oh, you have a double-barrel name"
A double squirtgun is when a man is having a 3-way with two girls, and the girls are laying next to each other and squirt at the same time.
Jon: I had a 3-way last night?
Bob: Was there a double barrel squirtgun?
Jon: You bet!
when one male is peeing into a urinal or toilet and another guy pees into the same toilet in between the other guy's legs
Bruh, there's only one toilet and both of us can't hold it. We gotta Kentucky Double Barrel this mofo.