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An individual who consumes large amounts of Mountain Dew, Surge, or any kind of energy drink. Just drinking these beverages does not make one a soda drinker, it is an entire sub-culture of people. These kids often spend a lot of time playing online video games like "World of Warcraft", "Counterstrike", or other games like "Dungeons and Dragons." Many love anime, and bad movies like "Donnie Darko" or the "Blade" series. Styles of dress include bondage pants with lots of straps and buckles on them, an unnecessary amount of large wallet chains, all black clothing, a shirt that says something along the lines of "Do I look like a f***ing people person?" on them, very obscure makeup on their faces, and huge boots, sometimes with spikes or chain mail on them. Music choices often include Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Ministry, Staind, Linkin Park, and/or Disturbed.
"Look at all those soda drinkers lined up for the Slipknot show."
"What do you call those goth kids that hang around a dead end town? A soda drinker right?"
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One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.
"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"
"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"
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some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners
That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.
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A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.
"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-
Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.
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Yet another synonym for White Trash. Not all pepsi drinkers are white trash, but if you go to a WT home, you'll likely find Pepsi as the non-alcoholic carbonated beverage of choice.
That damn Pepsi Drinker on his Nextel just won't shut the fuck up.
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An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.
He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.
John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.
The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.
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Individuals from the bottom rung of society who spend their time drinking obnoxious warm liquids made from whatever leaves they dig out from the backyards. Not only do these elitist degenerates revel in their hipster devotion to their sacred drink, but they derive unnecessary and somewhat discomforting joy out of discussing it. Widely considered the early signs of a future career as an unemployed vegan hippy, as they become even more entrenched in their cult-like appreciation of 'tree-semen', they tend to seclude themselves and exercise a self-imposed outcast from the rest of society.
"Shit dude, check out those tea drinkers over there."
"Ugh how can they drink that stuff. It looks gross. I should probably try it to find out..."
"Nah man, you don't want to become one of them... bloody hippies... probably eat vegan mousse too."
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