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Drummers are wild and crazy. Most of them are douche bags who cheat on you. A handful don't even know what they are doing. They think with their...well nevermind lol.
Angie: oh he's cute.
Jill: gross he's a drummer.
Angie: So?
Jill: new girl every night!
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someone who hangs out with musicians.
All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...
dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.
Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
Drummer: Dude, you're such an junkie. You can't even read your notes, keep in time or do anything, shit head.
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.
Drummer:...
Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.
*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*
Drummer: What is it?
Guitarist: Does it matter?
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The worst and most insulting insult ever. Drummer is used as a word to describe the most stupid, most retarted, most unimportant humans and/or living things that ever existed.
Person A: Oh my gosh did you just run into a parked car?
Person B: Yes I thought it would feel good.
Person A: You're a drummer!
Person B: I'm sorry (sigh), i was too stupid to play bass...
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a drummer is the backbone of a band but always thinks he is the best person in the hole world because he thinks he has talent
and he is always a dickhole
a, hey do you know john
b, yeah i hate him he thinks hes so cool
a, why what do you mean
b, hes a drummer
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a person who hangs out with musicians. this species is very easy to stereotype.
A: You know what you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
B: No, what?
A: A drummer!
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A drummer is a guy who hangs around with musicians.
two people after a gig
Man thats one great band, yeah but did you notice who the drummer was?
The drummer? hell no, does anybody notice who the drummer is of any band? its irrelevent!
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Band member who knows how to get the ugly chicks.
The drummer is the most important member of the band because he flies wingman for the other rockers.
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