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Sweet Dud

Sweet Dud is a response used to show complete an utter contempt for whatever anyone else throws at you. Whether it's critically important, or silly in nature, Sweet Dud is an appropriate response for all.

You can add dripping contempt by including contemptuous facial expressions (e.g. raise the eyebrows slightly, throw in a smirk, and quasi-chuckle), extending your arm 90 degrees from your body, and extending your hand at 45 degrees.

Jimmy: But Cindy, you can't leave me. I love you.
Cindy: Sweet Dud

Doctor: I NEED that Scalpel, or this patient is going to die!
Nurse: Sweet Dud

Amanda: *inaudible garbage*
Scott: What was that?
Amanda: I said I was...
Scott: Sweet Dud

by sweetdud1 March 4, 2009

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milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.

"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"

by jenno28 August 13, 2007

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dud-ducking

when a chick is giving a guy a hand job then ducks out of the way when he shoots one

Man, she thought it was sickening, what a dud-ducker

by crizzle September 8, 2004


dud muffin

The opposite of a stud muffin.

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.

by K8Poo & LZFingers May 5, 2011


HD-DUD

Another name for HD-DVD, a high-def video disc format standardized by Toshiba that is apparently losing to Blu-ray, which is another high-def video disc format standardized by Sony. Both formats use blue laser technology vs. red laser used for CDs and DVDs.

news junkie: "I read that Warner is going Blu-ray exclusive, and now all major studios support Blu-ray, except for Universal and Paramount."

HD-DVD fanboy: "HD-DVD is still cheaper than Beta-ray"
Blu-Ray fanboy: "yeah, but Blu-ray has more potential, and more industrial support than your HD-DUD"
average consumer: "Blu-ray? HD-DVD? fuck both, I'll stick with DVD for now"

by KayJayNJ January 12, 2008

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milk dud

A bald-headed black man

I loves me a milk dud!

by Valinda November 2, 2006

172๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


hanging duds

Massive drooping bossoms!
often below the belt line.

whoa look at Ednas hanging duds! you can see them peeping out of her skirt! soon she'l have to tuck them in her socks!

by nemis567 December 21, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž