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When attempting to secure a young woman to spend the night with from a party or bar and it seems that she is willing and able to return to your apartment for possible intercourse, to then fuck up at the very last moment in a way that deters your companion from wishing to accompany you anywhere.
Dude, don't let me drink too much tonight, I've got my sights on Bethany and I don't want to Van Duys this.
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The scooter or moped you get when after you get a DUI and loose your license.
Mary: Hey, so I am thinking about getting a moped.
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?
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A dance, based on a field sobriety test, where one puts one foot directly in front of the other while sticking their arms straight out at their sides, and reaching up and touching their nose with their index fingers. Also known as Brywalkin' and the Dooeystep.
Do the DUI-Step!
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Pronounced (dew-ey) (adverb) Refers to a person who makes a journey in an automobile while either already intoxicated or in the act of getting there
(verb) a person in the act of drunk driving
(adverb) Yo, I still can't believe you did the DUI Drive through the city last night.
(verb) Lastnight after I was done booting (throwing up), I DUIed to your mom's house and wiskeydicked the shit outa her. It was awsome.
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Man who drink shots of a urine but will not accept money for it.
After the dirty Duy, Herbert’s friends tried to give him $100 but he declined.
Covert way of referring to an IUD (intrauterine device), a highly effective form of birth control which is inserted in the woman's uterus and prevents pregnancy for up to 12 years.
Since Shelly got a reverse DUI, she has not spent a single moment worrying about unplanned pregnancy.
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A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.
Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.
Cop: You're proud of that?
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