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The most random thing people do 🪨
You put your hands in the air, and move with the sound: DO THE EARTHQUAKE!!
The asshole and idiot on your team who insist on playing fuse but sucks so much add he has a std.
That kids is such a zane/earthquake.
Having sex on a rickety washing machine with your legs on your partner’s shoulders.
Wanna go in the laundry room and try a Kansas earthquake?
Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.
Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.
Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale
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when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.
Alex: dude you look tired
Lucas: yeah there was an Ethiopian Earthquake in my car last night
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When your drilling a girl in the ass and she farts on purpose and it vibrates your dick to get you off.
"dude whats with the big ass grin"
"I got the chilean earthquake last night"
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