The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.
person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.
When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair
When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home
The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"