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The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

by illshankyou December 8, 2011


Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.

Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair

by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022


Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.

Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home

by scaldie April 2, 2023


Chocolate Eclair

The sex act involving the following scenario.

After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.

"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"

by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021