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When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.
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This is a three way situation where a guy gets on his all-fours and rests in the 'sphinx' position. The guy in the sphinx position is to act like a statue; he is there to be serviced as the god he is. One fellater will be sucking the balls, the other sucking his cock. Once the sphinx cums, he performs the Egyptian Goggles on the two servants cum smeared faces.
I ran into a couple of my high school friends last night. We reminisced about the good ol' days then i took them home and forced them to give me an Egyptian BJ
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when you grab your ballsack and super glue monopoly houses to it.
those egyptian culdesacs are a pain in the sack.
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Similiar to the "hucklebuck" family of sexual positions. The qualifier "eqyptian" denotes an kinky, unusual, or extra amount of contortion on the part of the female while in the hucklebuck position.
I knew that she was kinky, but then she flexed her taint, bent her legs back another two feet, and bocked like a chicken! It was then that I knew we had achieved the nirvana-like state, known only as the Egyptian Hucklebuck.
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The Egyptian Sandblaster is a sex position involving a sandy vagina or butt. For this position to occur when someone has to have laid on the beach all day or purposly put sand into their vagina/anus. Once penetration has occured the person purposly queefs or farts.
Randall wasn't expecting to get the Egyptian Sandblaster when he did Bobbi on the beach
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The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out.
I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night.
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An Arabian horse in which all lines in the bloodline can be traced back directly to desert bred horses of the Bedouin tribes of Egypt. The oldest and purest breed of horse in the world. It is said that only 7000 Egyptian Arabians horses exist in the world today.
The Egyptian Arabian horse is a beautiful and loyal animal that used to live in the tents with their Bedouin owners.
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