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The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.
The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
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A lifestyle that consists of nothing other than nonstop COOMING and DOOMING, the schedule of said lifestyle is broken down into 12 hours of COOMING and 12 hours of DOOMING per day; the average day goes as follows, 1 hour of playing a Doom game of any kind (Doom 3 doesn't count) followed by 1 hour of jacking off (usually to doom guy rule 34) this cycle continues until the next day and/or the next 10 years.
My man Henry been doing COOM Eternal for 6 years now, I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.
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Someone who dreams all the time and has a vast imagination, a description of someone who can do the impossible , someone who is asleep forever
She is the definition of an eternal Dreamer anything she thinks are dreams is destined to come true.
Is when you find that one person that you know that you want to spend the rest of your life. The person that you wanty to go through the ups and downs with. the person you want to grow old with and have children with. And one day hope to marry. Eternal happiness is when you finally found something that will forever make you happy.
Jasmine Mi corazon y Mi todo:)<3 I love you bbe, you are my eternal happiness.<3
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A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.
Examples:
The last day of school before summer vacation begins.
The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.
Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.
Any business meeting.
Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.
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Refers to the fall of 1994, when AOL let the great unwashed onto Usenet for the first time. Prior to 1994 Usenet experienced annual suckage in September when new college kids got Internet access for the first time and broke things. After the dawn of AOL-Usenet interconnectivity the suckage didn't stop until 2005 when AOL revoked Usenet access from its members. Now refers to any situation in which new users flood a community and destroy it.
Q: "Dude, what's up with all these noobs asking dumb questions on Usenet?"
A: "Eternal september, man"
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If you play fortnite the you’re an eternal virgin
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