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"I'd head up to Hillbilly Europe to get some Havana Club, but our country can't seem to get it's shit together"
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when Putin just takes a lil stroll in east Ukraine and millions of people are liberated
They said there won't ever be a big war again but guess what, war in europe!
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When someone is violently vomiting. Created from the sound that is produced from the mouth while projectile vomiting.
Did you see Eugene out in the bushes vomiting?" "No, but I sure heard him loud and clear, he was yelling for Europe.
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When um you trying to sleep with someone you tell them about the time you went backpacking in Western Europe or start with asking "did I ever tell you about the time I was backpacking in Western Europe?" Question is normally enough to seduce someone.
R: Did I ever tell you about the time I was backpacking in Western Europe?
The Holiday Armadillo: *starts kissing R*
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J: Years ago when I was backpacking through western Europe I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo, I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing, there was a very secluded lake and there were tall trees all around, it was dead silent and across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying...
The holiday armadillo: *seduced* why was she crying?
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1. a racist term that is directed toward a white person.
2. It's a comeback insult used for blacks who were told to by a white person to go back to Africa.
White: "Go back to Africa!"
Black: "And you go back to Europe!"
White (speechless)
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Sick Man Of Europe reffers to the decline both millitary and polittcaly of europe after numerous lost wars with Wallachia,uniting with Moldova making Romania,the lost siege of vienna and the Greek,Serbian and Bulgarian uprising
Sick Man Of Europe+The Ottoman Empire
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