mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

Jenny everywhere

Jenny is short for Jennifer. You literally think she's everywhere? 😁

You better watch out for Jenny everywhere.

Color everywhere

Used to refer to anybody that isn't a straight white heterosexual allosexual heteroromantic neurotypical abled male.
Basically means a minority

"Look, Dad! Everyone on this road is color! Color here! Color there! Color everywhere!!

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.

*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

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everywhere i go

the most kid friendly song ever

everywhere i go bitches always know

He's bleeding EVERYWHERE

Bad hit detection in video games, especially when it favors the person who is clearly being hit.

407: *Shoots Moo Snuckel like a thousand times and he doesn't die*

"HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!!"

Everywhere and Nowhere

When your friend tells you his super power is invisibility and answers in a “mysterious “ riddle that makes everyone confused

Lucas is everywhere and nowhere