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Filtered

To be deleted from someones facebook.

Heather "filtered" her "friends" from facebook.

by It's Billy Silly January 4, 2009

2πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


milter filter

Both good and evil, this term describes a person, a situation, or a thing. This is essentially the exact same as a mother fucker, but is more fun to say.

1. Check out that meat spinning milter filter in his Hummer talking on an iPhone! (insult)

2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)

3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)

4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)

5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)

by Battoo May 20, 2008

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


snapchat filter

The visual effect on a psychedelic trip where geometric patterns appear on top of your vision kinda like snapchat filters

Woah dude ... I totally have the snapchat filters right now

by Math.us November 28, 2019

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.

Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "LetΒ΄s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I canΒ΄t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. ItΒ΄s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"

by rperazag May 31, 2010

60πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


noob filter

A mechanism, task or object used to separate people that are of high quality or ability from those that are not - to proverbially "separate the wheat from the chaff". Most commonly used to describe bosses/levels in singleplayer/co-op games, but can be used in real life too.

playing a co-op computer game
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."

after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."

by Randomystick November 18, 2020

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Filter Tony

a word from German origin, originally used in a joke - now used to insult people commonly referred to as mentally retarded. The story behind is this: A desperate couple wants to have sex but has run out of condoms. Having thought about it again and again, they finally agree on using coffee filter paper instead. The woman gets pregnant and gives birth to a boy. Due to the filtering process within the sexual act, the boy when born is utterly dumb.

Hey man, you're a real Filter Tony.

by Ava April 11, 2005

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž