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What Congress believes large numbers of federal employees are doing while Congress has the government shut down.
Bruce: What's on your calendar for today?
Bill: Not much, just furlough-fing around.
Long and slender spider hands.
Salad fingers fing fanglers are quite long.
The Fings Lounge
Love the outdoors but looking for a quaint night in? Thankfully, the midwest Missouri area offers a warm and cozy lounge ranging from HVAC talk, dank memes, cars, and failed troll attempts. Stay nice, warm and toasty while still soaking up the outdoorsy atmosphere with electric trimmer conversation. Whether the living room getaway is for the entire family or the romantic escape on the commode, the Fings Lounge is the way to go.
How are things in the Fings Lounge tonight?
Not bad, caught a big fish earlier when bent Andy was lured with talk of Kounts Kustom fleecing his Impala.
Noun: The act of 'Fingeing' in a public place. See finge (verb).
Her parents came back early, so we had to resort to some finge theatre
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Short for Vagina Fingers. A name you call someone who has recently fingered someone.
Somebody tries to put their fingers on you after they have fingered someone.
You Scream: "Get the fuck away from me Gina Fings."
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Bong.
An alternative to saying the semi-incriminating word in public.
"Yo D O double Gizzy, pass the Fing Wong."
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"Please hide the Fing Wong. We are sorry for this temporary parental interruption."
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